Trip Summarization and Comments.......

Well, as you know, we all made it back safe and sound... physically anyway. I may have a few lingering mental scars I will describe as I write. This blog may surprise you since I normally dont write much and this may be quite long. Debbie and I have been spending some time together... LOTS of time together... so she blogs for the both of us (love that woman). Tonight, we are apart (sux bad) so I had some quality time to think about what just happened to me the last several days.
So we are sitting at the kitchen table talking about the trip we are going to take that day and she mentioned that she didnt reserve a room because she can ALWAYS get a room near Red Fish Lake. I said, well ok. I am just along for the ride and even though it was a weekend at a resort I left it alone and didnt argue like I always do lol :) So we are an hour late getting out of town because of the car rental place, then we had issues with a flat tire in Twin Falls and made us another hour late so by the time I got to where we see trees man it was freakin beer thirty and we hit the lake with beer in hand. So we finally get to the part where we look for a room and guess what... NO ROOMS ANYWHERE. I was.... shall we say... concerned. So we kept driving and driving and near dark she spotted this B & B by the side of the road so we pulled in. Debbie got out and kinda disappeared into the main building. While I was in the car observing the compound and Debbie was inside hugging everyone it was soon apparent what this place really was. The Hippy compound from hell. My last words to Debbie were just find us a bed and thats exactly what she did. I was awake almost all night listening for people walking near our rooms while I was keeping Debbie warm. No heat, particle board walls, no ceilings.... not sure why they had doors since everything there was community shared. (so you know she paid 40 bucks for 2 rooms and would have been more if we needed a receipt because she would have had to charge tax) So as we explored the compound they said they had a water slide and we kinda got excited.

So the house mother walked us over to it and told us to make sure we run the water for a long time before we ride down so there is lots of water in the bottom to land on. I thought to myself... ok.. like thats ALL I have to worry about?? MY HELL HAS SHE SEEN THIS THING LATELY? I would have splinters in my ass and a broken tail bone. The redneck water slide was quite humorous and I was not about to step foot on that damn thing. I would hit the pool of water going 90 if I made it to the bottom at all.
So after that first day we made it out alive and had an absolute blast. I loved spending time with Taylor and Brock. I got to know them much better. And as always.... spending time with Debbie was incredible.





I will leave the rest to stories over a beer at the bar. Debbie has a way with telling stories and I love it. I learned a few things on this trip I will share with you in a few short words. Bear with me.

Car rental places really should to a pre inspection on tires before they rent the freakin car.

Jumping into Redfish Lake in the early morning off the end of the dock really isnt good on my male parts not to mention my lungs collapsing.

Debbie really has an inner hippy. I told her as long as the free love stops with me, no dread locks and for God sake please shave your arm pits then I could probably stomach the rest of it..lol

Diet Rockstar and burritos dont mix.

Taylor loves to gleek and she is really good at it.

Brock has lots of gas and is proud of it.

I learned that girls really do fart.

Beer tastes lots better when on vacation and in the mountains.

Mountain air gets me horny.

Natural hot springs gets me horny.

Necky time is very hard to find while sharing a room with youngins haha.

Ok I am done and after Debbie reads this I am sure I really am DUN.